Becca Birthday

Kevin Bacon:        Man if I had a dollar for every jock strap my
                              stalker  stole from me... 
Jack McFarland:   You'd have $187!... 


Sent this DIY tank to my abroad bestie Becca. Sweets and stache inspired by our French conasse Margaux, with whom I'd never met, I'd never be a Polisson. <3

If we'd have known this pic in Trapani, Sicily was going to be so perfect, I think it would have been a priority to moisturize. Thats me on the left, and Margaux (YES! thats a cupcake with a mustache) on the right. 

 

Like I always say, If you don't have a dessert with a mustache tattooed on your thigh, wear it across your chest. 

So clutch

Karen Walker:       You wouldn't happen to have a breath mint,
                               would you? 
Lady:                      Why, yes, I do. It's in my purse. 
Karen Walker:       Well, pop it! Its not doin you any good in there! 

I get so many compliments on this clutch. Used yesterdays copy of the NYTs and modge podged it directly on an inexpensive clutch I picked up at Marshalls. These two nail colors have been my summer favs, both from Sephora. 

Nailed

Jack McFarland:       Prove it! Say something lesbionic 
Bonnie:                     Home Depot 
Jack McFarlandL      K.d. Lang, you are a lesbian! 

Nothing in this world beats hangoverSunday watching WAG on the couch, eating Chipotle with some important boyz in my life. Topping this weekend though, was having worn out my DIY Home Depot $1.07 gold nailed shoes out the night before. Simply hammered an individual nail one at a time into the back part of the wedge. 

These shoes were basic and so blah before they reached their nailed potential. Super happy they turned out intense and slightly dangerous. 

Glitter Related Injury

Jack:       I, um, do not have a G.R.I., glitter-related injury...

Had these Steve Madden shoes for a season and decided to spruce them up a bit with some modge podge and glitter. Also made a purchase at Agent Provocateur. Glitter and lingerie are both SO my top favorite guilty pleasures. I took this photo off my instagram, so there is a bit of a tinted filter.

Wore these out in Tel Aviv in January. They totally complimented this military gun?!?!

Jack McFarland:       Now I have hair from Bernadette Peters, Betty 
                                         Buckley, and Idina Menzel. All I need is Patti 
                                         LuPone and my Broadway diva wig will be
                                        complete.


Just set up my bedroom in Albany! The nightstand was in an original wood condition and unfinished. I sanded, painted, glittered, glued, and sprayed get this look. One of my longest DIYs. Took about two and a half weeks to finish. That was mainly difficult because I totally NEED instant gratification when taking on a project.

This nightstand is perfect for storage space, as you can see my Sex &the City series is tucked right on the top, for easy access. 

My mom has this original Barbie with this same outfit on, I've always loved it so much!

Every Diva needs a Disco Ball.... thats the way I see it.